MEET THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE GUIDE
Welcome to the zeitgeist, our multimedia amalgamation of content from around the world and throughout cyberspace.
How to Use CHANNEL38.tv :
How is it possible that the Internet community failed to develop something akin to the TV Guide channel? Begrudgingly, we just goin’ do it. Welcome to the web’s very first On-Demand portal.
Sure, you can wait for a random Tweet highlighting the next big thang, and maybe your Facebook-happy friend will eventually send you a nugget after exhausting himself of the web’s supply of cute kitty videos.
But at the end of the day, you don’t need to see another single-serving viral video. And you don’t give a damn about YouTube’s recommendations.
What YOU want is what WE want…
PROGRAMMING.
Just like on TV.
Just like it was back in the day when the sexiest threesome you’d been in was comprised of you, the remote control, and the TV Guide channel.
It’s about time you get to know what’s online.
We are THE PEOPLE OF CHANNEL 38.
We’re the programmers of this Channel, and a hip hop sketch comedy tribe comprised of attorneys, comedians, rappers, journalists, and dreamers.
Channel 38 will expose you to the best serial web television out there, whether in the form of music videos by hidden yet up-and-coming musicians (MTV), or the very best in independent sketch comedy or stand-up (Comedy Central), or the latest in indie feature films (Sundance), or the weekly installment from your favorite face-in-front-the-camera web personalities.
If it can be called a SHOW, if it’s produced by tomorrow’s household brand and fueled only by a dream, then you’ll find it–and all its episodes–dancing around at Channel 38, waiting for your attention.
So grab a couch and let that threesome commence once again.
Enjoy our media, embrace our consciousness, and feel free to submit anything of which the species should be aware. Chin up: we’re gonna win this thing.
